Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Postal flu zombie man

Hi peepz.

Today i am sick... sick from the rain, sick from the wet sick from the cold, sick from extramarital affairs, sick of the cheaters, sick of the haters and sick of people who are not nice.

Oh an i have the flu ;)

I thought of two theories the other day, completely forgot the second one in my drugged up state, but here is the one i do remember...

*Warning* sexist comments and 'sexy' language galoorrreee ;)

Porn = less marriages + more affairs and cheating

Why?... just think about it... back yonks agoo... like think 1900s when there was no TV and porn etc.... the trend was get married young have heaps of kids... we'd like to think that this was due to the whole 'niceness' of being with someone for the rest of your life, but... i think... in reality, it was cos there was no readily available form of sex, or any way to release what one of my friends calls, "DSB" ie 'dangerous sperm buildup'

Nowadays, people have porn, so they can jack off to any random chick/guy, whatever the taste/fetish, to realease this DSB.... so what then? no need for the nagging significant other, all it takes is a few clicks to relieve one of the evil DSB.

and now that reminds me of the second topic i wanted to rant about... 'voyerism' AKA advanced state of porn

Nowadays we are the generation of voyeurs, we watch reeality this, reality that, and forget about our own sorry realities, its sad, but its true. People just can't live their own lives anymore, and its a wonder why the 'social disease' depression is getting more and more common these days... poppy cock (thanks to stuie from family guy for this term) back in the past there was no such thing as depression! why? because people have their own minds and did their own things back then, they made they're own reality... there was no following someone elses role or idolizing another persons lifestyle. It was all each man for their own adventure....

Its sad, because... the more ppl forget about reality and living their own, the less original and less adventures will happen, and soon we'll all just be jellow watching reruns of big brother 13

I leave u with a quote, "run with the herd, end up in the fuckin' slaughterhouse"

4 Comments:

Blogger chookie said...

As I said to you at lunch the other day, your theory is absurd :p hehe it reaks of male brain thoughts, with its automatic conjuring of porn and sex as the reason behind how the world works.

I think the reason why marriages don't last is simply because no one places that much sacredness in the institution of marriage. If it goes bad, "meh", they can break up. It's so normal now for people to get married, divorced then marry again (well, still strange for me - but society seems to accept it).

If only people really thought about marriage before jumping into it, if only people put as much effort into marriage as they did their careers and earning money, and if only people realized how important COMMUNICATION and COMPROMISE is to a relationship, then maybe there would be a little hope :)

kae + bryan clashing philosophies on life.

8:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually its all got to do with what the media portrays to us as an audience. We see all the hollywood stars married for a couple of months and devorcing so easily. This by society and the whacky America is accepted. Priorities have changed, marriage sadly isnt one of them anymore. Also more porn doesnt lead to affairs n such lol. Dont be silly.

Also you have remember back in the 1900's they use to marry when they got to know eachother for like a week. Marry into families for fortune, doesnt mean they were happy. Just their families wouldnt allow them to devorce and they would be a disgraced.

11:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im sick as well!.. >.<

8:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, no update? boo

8:31 pm  

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